And here’s how to start your own record label. The “true story” of Invisible Spies, translated into the Wild 500 comic strip back in 1996.
If any of that was too small to actually read, basically: Record a demo tape so wack/dope it turns your cassette deck into an evil robot, Summon the powers of your local superheroes with your Thistle Whistle™ so they can kick him in until he cries, Accidently get the demo tape wet with his robot tears and this will magically transform the music into 500 evil records you’ll then have to try and sell at gigs and chain-with-no-name stores. Alternatively, stick them in the attic, bin them or take them to a charity shop in about 15 years time. Go get ’em.