The guys at MTN suggested I tested out some paint on the back wall of their factory where their staff go for a fag break. Where I used to work, the graffiti at this place consisted of speed-cocks and things like “Rugby Skag Is The Best” or “Hot Dump – Thumpin’ A Dump Atcha”. Not wanting to offend my hosts, I went for the safer option of (surprise surprise) a big woman’s face.